In bed drunk smoking cigars and wondering how I’m going to dump a girl.When did I become a douche?The fact of the matter is I don’t really think I’ll ever be able to love someone again..I don’t even know why I try when all it does is destroy the remaining shreds of credibility I have as a human being.I’m constantly reading about love and romance and….and it’s all starting to seem like some glorified Mumbo Jumbo.All the girls are sweet.It’s always me.
P.S.
4/20 is for fucking hipsters I couldn’t even indulge in narcotics without seeming as though I subscribe to SPIN




